DISQUS

LiaBoBia · 5 months ago

If a gator starts to chase you, run in zigzags! It confused them!
LiaBoBia · 5 months ago

If a gator starts to chase you, run in zigzags! It confused them!
joshualyford · 5 months ago

haha ill just give them sudoku puzzles to confuse them
teehee · 5 months ago

if one gets you poke it in the eyes and it will let go, the alligators not the babes in dresses. lol
joshualyford · 5 months ago

haha i hope i dont poke the babes in dresses in the eyes myself
thegrlonthewall · 5 months ago

eh alligators hardly ever kill people. you are probably more likely to die from heat stroke, or something one of those girls in summer dresses may be spreading around. haha enjoy your next few days in the F-L-A....by the way the St. Pete show tonight was pretty kick ass.
joshualyford · 5 months ago

hey thanks! ill be sure to make sure the gator wears protection when it mauls my arm off haha
natashaaa · 5 months ago

I pictured this alligator singing that damn "Don't Worry, Be Happy" song and it made me smile a little bit. See you soon! I hope you don't get eaten/arrested (stop being a punkkk).
joshualyford · 5 months ago

it was singing that
natashaaa · 5 months ago

I fucking knew it. Look at me go!